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Welcome to the offshoots of Jupiter
I feel like you always get incredibly invasive and disrespectful asks: so, I'd just like to say hello and I hope you have a nice day.
Anonymous

Hello, I have rather, I went to a Dinosaur exhibit. It was great thank you. I hope yours is equally nice. 

I coughed really hard, now my nipple hurts. Just the left though.

Well I think you're lovely so -~-
Anonymous

I have my moments 

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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putfranksonit:

My life story

putfranksonit:

My life story

stop making me angry in the name of love and answer those questions
Anonymous

The answer to all of them is no. Enjoy. 

at the top dear
Anonymous

No one starts at the top. 

sweatpantsandsportsbras:

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK

animal-chin:

RODNEY MULLEN WITH MINOR THREAT IN THE BACKGROUND

animal-chin:

RODNEY MULLEN WITH MINOR THREAT IN THE BACKGROUND